These are not the definitions you’re looking for.Tumblr (3.0; @devilsdictionarytwo)http://thewrongdictionary.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1939dcf206ae0259e8808436eebb9a9b/tumblr_mmnod2sQGg1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/50201565018http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/50201565018Sat, 11 May 2013 17:41:26 -0500scienceoccam's razorpoliticswillconley<a href="http://writerplusblog.wordpress.com/2013/05/04/the-17-steps-of-the-new-scientific-method/">The 17 Steps of the New Scientific Method</a>: <p>The old scientific method was okay, but let’s face facts: It was naïve, paid literally no attention to popularity or profitability, and tended to breed conspiracy theorists.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/49624781544http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/49624781544Sat, 04 May 2013 16:39:12 -0500sciencesatirewillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfviwB4FI1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/35645330353http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/35645330353Tue, 13 Nov 2012 12:32:56 -0600definitionsThe Wrong Dictionaryinsanityhumorsatirewillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2teusQMn1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The definition of suffrage, according to <a href="http://thewrongdictionary.com" target="_blank">TheWrongDictionary.com</a>.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/35134217868http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/35134217868Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:18:30 -0600Wrong Dictionarydefinitionssatirewillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xjseakJS1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Add this to Godwin’s Law and Rule 34.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/24186243466http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/24186243466Fri, 01 Jun 2012 03:33:50 -0500Georgia O'Keeffeartgalleriesyonicmodern artdefinitionsdictionaryGodwin's LawRule 34humorwillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tmocp30v1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A somewhat less challenging ideal to strive for, but dammit, at least it’s achievable!</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/24049803546http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/24049803546Wed, 30 May 2012 00:45:48 -0500definitionsdictionaryspiritualityself-helpwillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4im1vz9Qr1r2ub8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rock. Tool.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23661360069http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23661360069Thu, 24 May 2012 01:58:00 -0500Tooldefinitionsdictionaryrockmusicwillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4egs34GgI1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Anarchy. Follow The Wrong Dictionary <a href="http://facebook.com/devdic2" title="The Wrong Dictionary on Facebook" target="_blank">on Facebook</a>!</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23515997894http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23515997894Mon, 21 May 2012 20:14:27 -0500anarchydefinitionsdictionaryAmbrose Biercesillyfunpoliticsoccupywillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cueuFeOI1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>RIP Robin Gibb.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23463771717http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23463771717Sun, 20 May 2012 23:13:41 -0500Robin Gibbsolar eclipseastronomyBee Geesdefinitionsdictionarynewseclipsewillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cnmuXxT01r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Like <a href="http://facebook.com/devdic2" title="The Wrong Dictionary on Facebook" target="_blank">The Wrong Dictionary on Facebook</a>!</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23455067594http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23455067594Sun, 20 May 2012 20:47:18 -0500definitionsdictionaryAmbrose BierceThe Devil's Dictionarysatirehumorpenitentiaryfree speechWikiLeaksJulian Assangewillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4aufjGnBa1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Electrolytes.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23387869997http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23387869997Sat, 19 May 2012 21:18:55 -0500electrolytesIdiocracydefinitionsAmbrose Biercewillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44j4hshLB1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The definition of <strong>cocksucker</strong>.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23169552933http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/23169552933Wed, 16 May 2012 11:29:05 -0500cocksuckerdefinitionsThe Wrong Dictionarywillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0ywuFWfr1r2ub8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Uranus</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/16096404682http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/16096404682Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:58:06 -0600uranusplanetssatiredefinitionshistoryhumorwillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf7p11yrm1r2ub8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Democracy,</strong> <em>n.</em> A form of popular government symbolized by the voting ballot, which prevents tyranny by threat of deadly paper cut.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/14423254055http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/14423254055Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:27:01 -0600democracysatiredictionaryhumorwillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtz86lZx21r2ub8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I redesigned DDV2 on Tumblr (<a href="http://bit.ly/devdic2" title="DDV2 on Tumblr" target="_blank">bit.ly/devdic2</a>)! The latest definition now appears “above the fold,” meaning at the top of the screen, so no scrolling is required to see it. Much more better that way, don’t you think?</p> <p>Do you like the new design? Do you like DDV2? Prove it! Click “Like,” send me quotable love notes, submit suggestions for definitions, show DDV2 to the editorial staff at the L.A. Times, make me pancakes, whatever, I’m easy!</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13869111979http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13869111979Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:14:00 -0600designsatiredictionarydefinitionswillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpqwjeKxI1r2ub8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Social media expert,</strong> <em>n.</em> Common term for trimethylaminuria, a rare metabolic disease known in Elizabethan times as fish odor syndrome. More: <a href="http://DevilsDictionaryTwo.Tumblr.com" title="The Devil's Dictionary, Volume Two" target="_self">DevilsDictionaryTwo.Tumblr.com</a></p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13766244252http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13766244252Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:24:19 -0600social mediasocial media expertsocial networkingfishbody odorsatirehumorcomedyfunnydevildictionaryambrosebeircebierceironywillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvo5ah3r6l1r2ub8go1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Logophylassein,</strong> <em>n.</em><br/><br/>1. Fierce lover and defender of words.<br/>2. Fierce lover of, and defender of, words.<br/>3. Fierce lover of words, and defender of them.<br/>4. Fuck it.<br/><br/><em>Ask the original logophylassein - and inventor of the word - Charlie Fern, at</em><br/><br/><a href="http://CharlieFern.Blogspot.com" title="Charlie Fern's Ink" target="_blank"><strong><em>CharlieFern.Blogspot.com</em></strong></a><br/><br/><em>Read more dubious definitions from the latest Ambrose Bierce ripoff artist Will Conley, at</em><br/><br/><a href="http://DevilsDictionaryTwo.Tumblr.com" title="The Devil's Dictionary, Volume Two" target="_self"><strong><em>DevilsDictionaryTwo.Tumblr.com</em></strong></a></p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13719493245http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13719493245Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:39:00 -0600logophylasseindefinitionsurbandictionaryambrosebierceneologismssatirehumorfunnyliteraturedictionarywillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvepo4RPnq1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Stalker, n. A sick, twisted, predatorial and certifiably enjoyable person to hang out with, like @Daniel4is, Cara19 or @LilPecan.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13489730710http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13489730710Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:24:00 -0600stalkerpredatorypredatortwittersocial mediafriendsmental healthwillconley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5karSC3j1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wine, n. Strategically rotten grape juice. (Submitted by Gerald Prokop, <a href="http://geraldprokop.com" target="_blank">http://geraldprokop.com</a>)</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13244302011http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/13244302011Thu, 24 Nov 2011 00:49:39 -0600winealcoholwillconley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lut9x1WGuZ1r2ub8go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Imitation,</strong> <em>n.</em> The highest form of incompetence.</p>http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/12926592464http://thewrongdictionary.com/post/12926592464Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:34:00 -0600imitationincompetenceflatterywillconley