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Democracy, n. A form of popular government symbolized by the voting ballot, which prevents tyranny by threat of deadly paper cut.
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Social media expert, n. Common term for trimethylaminuria, a rare metabolic disease known in Elizabethan times as fish odor syndrome. More: DevilsDictionaryTwo.Tumblr.com
Logophylassein, n.1. Fierce lover and defender of words.2. Fierce lover of, and defender of, words.3. Fierce lover of words, and defender of them.4. Fuck it.Ask the original logophylassein - and inventor of the word - Charlie Fern, atCharlieFern.Blogspot.comRead more dubious definitions from the latest Ambrose Bierce ripoff artist Will Conley, atDevilsDictionaryTwo.Tumblr.com